Friday, September 11, 2009

Ain’t nothin’ freakin’ good comes from insomnia, dumbass!



So why you keep doing it, Grace???

Keep in mind that every time you stayed up ‘till 3 or 4 in the morning, you’ll:

Always wanting to snack. Instant noodles at 2 am? Chocolate bars at 3 am?? What was that? Are you fucking nuts??? You’ll get fatter and fatter, dumbass!

Keep scratching. Bye-bye smooth skin! Like you haven’t done enough damage!

Won’t get enough sleep. You’ll exhaust yourself! Making your body always feel tired and couldn’t give 100% of yourself at work the next morning!

Wake up grumpy and eventually bitching people around. Nobody likes a bitch. Bitch always ruin breakfast time.

Wake up late and have to rush everything, and eventually bitching people around. Again, everybody hates the bitch who ruins breakfast times!

Late to work. Admit it, you’re a natural born goody two-shoes. So coming to work late everyday literally makes your good moral frustrated! Especially now, when the employees evaluation’s coming up, you’ll just hate yourself if not getting maximum raise just because the bosses hates your terrible morning absence report!

Have to rush, rush, rush! You wont be able to enjoy morning times and fresh air that you always love. Plus, you’ll missed out fun bonding time with family at breakfast table... and that’s a waste... that’s just not a good life...

So stop, you stubborn dumbass!!! START SLEEPING AT NORMAL HOURS!!! JUST FREAKIN’ FORCE IT!!!


*Girl sleeping in adorable position pic taken from flickr.com


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